I thought it was funny!?

Man goes to the doctors for a willie extension. Doctor suggests a baby elephant trunk stitched on for �3000. Man agrees, Six weeks later whilst having dinner with a new woman he feels an unusual stirring in his pants and thinks this is the night. While chatting over dinner his willie flies out and steals an apple off the table. WOW she says, can you do that again. He says my willie can but i don't think my a**e can take another apple.