Do you buy the government's new lie about the mystery missile ?

Ya, it was one of those Columbian Cartel Radar Defying Missile. They built them when the boys working on Reagan's Starwars Campaign lost their jobs due to budget cuts by the Democrats. It transports several tons of heroine at a time to secret mountain hideways in the Sierras with pinpoint accuracy and a soft as snow-falling landing. They happen all the time but usually at night. Juan Carlos got a little tipsy and pushed the launch on a tad early. He says he's sorry for getting everyone excited. It's just crank, donchaknow.